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Joke # 1):
Once there were three aliens, and they could only say what they heard.
So, the three aliens were walk'in down the street, when the first alien walked by a music store an heard; "MeMeMe" so that was all that he could say, the secound alien walked by a popcorn stand and all he heard was "fifty-cents fifty-cents!" so that was all that he could say, now the third alien walked by a school and all he heard was "I'll be first in line, I'll be first in line!" so that was all that the third alien could say. Then as they met up in the middle town a crime had been committed and the police officer shouted, "Who did it?!", so the 1st alien opened his mouth an said "MeMeMe", so the officer asked, "What did you steal?" and the 2nd alien opened up his mouth and said, "fifty-cents, fifty-cents!!", hearing this the officer cried, "You're go'in to the electric chair!", and last of all the 3rd alien opened up his mouth and shouted, "I'll be first in line, I'll be first in line!"

THE END

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